I Love Lucy

(Note: This post was written without my knowledge or consent. Apparently my dog knows how to a.) read and write and b.) operate a computer. Also, she's adorable so this has to be posted as proof that she is, in fact, MORE adorable than Elissa's children.--Bonnie) 

Dear Aunt E-wissa, 

I berry much miss you, so I got on my Mommy's computer while she was at work and posted dees picshures for you to wook at.  

Dis is my favwit toy.

I wuv napping with my daddy. 

Da big one is Uncle Adam, da widdle one is Uncle Frodo. I don't berry much wike him. He is like...my sworn enemy or sumthin.

I wuv Uncle Adam tho, he tastes wike chicken.

Oh, I wuv sleepin. It's my favwit.

Twu stowy: Some lady saw dis picshur on Twitter and wanted to use dis photo on da news wif Diane Sawyer on ABC. She didn't use it, but the whole thing was CWAZY! 

Mommy is so weord, but I wuv her. 

Best. Day. Evew.

Oh yeah, I get to snuggle in the bed wif Mommy in da mornings. It's wike, the most wunnerful ting to evew happen to Wucy. 

Um, I don't berry much know what I was thinkin' here but it's a totawwy cute picshur of me.

I am wike...the MASTER at wicking people. 

Um, dis is embawwassing but Mommy caught me climbing all over her cwean laundry. Oopsies...

::sigh:: Dis is pwetty much my life.

Well, I hope you wuv dees picshures I posted for you. I miss you, and pwease bwing your widdle kids here soon. I wike dem. They taste wike food. 

Also, sawwy about the bad spelling. 

Love, 

Lucy Lu Horton the 1st

P.S. Mommy made me do dis:

Oh dear, I tink we did dis all wrong. Ahhh...umm...Ginny, I hope you can read this backwards.

CALM DOWN FWIENDS!!!